it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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