id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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