Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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