let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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