Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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