i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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