My nipple is on Facebook.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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