apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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