I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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