Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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