super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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