Plan B is the new Plan A
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
