then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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