She's JV to your varsity
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
