beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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