He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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