Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
they need to just BURY HIM!
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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