ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
dude. I can hear the air.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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