He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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