i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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