I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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