Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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