if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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