so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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