TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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