I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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