drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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