Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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