that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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