it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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