You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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