DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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