You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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