2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
jump out the window naked night went bad
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