i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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