ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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