I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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