Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
