My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Can I color on your dick again?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Randomize