Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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