I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
