Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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