whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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