we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
