I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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