I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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