But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Randomize
