im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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