so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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