i don't like sucking hair
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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