You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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