know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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