So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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