I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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