I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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