turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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