Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
if i died would you start the facebook group?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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