i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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