even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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