My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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