i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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